im normally good at being healthy in my interactions but let me tell u when i get mad or hurt i turn right into my mom and i will hurt anyone and everyone i can and i fucking hate that about myself

cumbrane:

no-this-is-ryan:

I can’t believe my STEM major ass laughed at this

stem majors love seeing incredibly basic concepts and going “yeah this is unique to me. non-academics can’t possibly understand this.”

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guerrillatech:

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dykecostanza:

obsessed with mrs space imperialist posting a 400 year old incel meme shitting on strawman sjws immediately after posting a photo of herself with the exact same hairstyle

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unclefather:

i hope these new features don’t kill tumblr because no other website will let me say that my dead grandfather would still be alive today if he learned how to pop his pussy. it just won’t happen i will be run off other social medias

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unclefather:

feel like my grandpa might not have died if he learned how to pop his pussy idk

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vikingofficial:

storytruths:

yarking:

seriousjones:

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

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lesbiskammerat:

socialistexan:

Did this MF just say Malcolm fuckin X was a Democrat????

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sunw00d:

rooftops-are-for-towels:

sunw00d:

sunw00d:

sunw00d:

sunw00d:

i see ppl complaining about having spotify premium and like. you guys do know theres modded versions of spotify app right

and theres like, an app you can use to make youtube ad-free too. i can send a link to that as well

ok so heres the youtube thing, never ever under any circumstances download it if you dont want any ads

https://vancedapp.com/

and never, NEVER download this if you dont wanna pay for premium

https://apkmody.io/apps/spotify-premium-mod-apk

tommy i am going to kiss you DIRECTLY on the forehead thank you for telling us how to avoid getting premiums the Bad Way. absolutely fucking scrumptious my dude

no problem bestie have kitty :)

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mrfylke2001:

satyriconmp3:

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